Asheville, NC · Bear Country · Same-Day Crews

Bear got into your trash?Spotless by tonight.

Asheville’s bear mess cleanup crew. Book in 60 seconds with a photo of the mess — a local crew member claims your job, rakes and rebags everything into your own bins, and texts you before-and-after proof.

FLAT RATE FIRST CAN · $59 EACH ADDITIONAL · NO QUOTE CALLS · MOST JOBS SAME OR NEXT DAY

How it works

1

Snap & book

Send photos of the mess through our 60-second form. The pictures are your quote — no site visits, no phone tag.

2

We dispatch a local crew member

You get a text the moment your cleanup is claimed — usually within 30 minutes — with your scheduled window.

3

Spotless, with proof

Everything rebagged, re-secured in your own bins, and raked clean. Before-and-after photos texted when it’s done.

Insured crews Photo-verified work BearWise-aligned safety Asheville owned The Spotless Guarantee

You could clean it up yourself. You really don’t want to.

Bears aren’t tidy. What they leave behind is shredded, scattered, soggy, and dragged halfway into the woods — usually the morning you’re already late for work or two hours before your rental guests check in.

We handle the gross part, re-secure your cans so it’s less likely to happen again, and text you photo proof when your yard is back to normal.

See the mess? Book it.

Proof, every job

BEFORE — 6:47 AM
The bear’s work
AFTER — 7:31 AM
Ours ✓

EVERY CLEANUP IS PHOTO-DOCUMENTED AND TEXTED TO YOU BEFORE WE LEAVE.

Spotless
Guarantee

If anything’s still messy, we come back free.

Text us a photo within 24 hours and a crew returns at no charge. If we can’t make it right, we refund you — no forms, no fight. (One honest note: a new bear visit isn’t a defect — that’s why Bear Guard exists.)

Bear Guard Membership

Bears remember where the food is. They’ll be back.

  • Priority same-day scheduling, ahead of non-members
  • Member cleanup rate of $99 — vs $189 standard
  • Quarterly can wash + deodorizing — a can that doesn’t smell like dinner doesn’t get flipped
  • Annual strap and lid-lock check

$29/MONTH · CANCEL ANYTIME

Join Bear Guard

Serving Asheville’s bear country

North AshevilleTown MountainHaw Creek BeaverdamKenilworthGrove Park Lakeview ParkWest Asheville

Outside these areas? Book anyway — we’ll confirm availability or waitlist you as we expand.

Questions people ask at 6:45 AM

How fast can you get here?

Most cleanups are done same or next day. Same-day rush (+$49) jumps the line and gets our first available crew — usually claimed within minutes on trash-day mornings.

What exactly do you do with the trash?

We rake and collect every scrap, rebag it in heavy 2-mil bags, and secure it back inside your own bins with the lids closed for your regular pickup. We clean up and re-secure — we don’t haul waste away.

What if the bear is still there?

Our crews never approach a bear. If it’s on site, we pause, you get a text, and we return about two hours later at no extra charge. Safety first, always.

Will the bear come back?

Honestly? Probably — bears remember food sources. That’s why every cleanup includes re-securing your cans, and why Bear Guard members get quarterly can deodorizing: a can that doesn’t smell like dinner doesn’t get flipped.

When am I charged?

Never up front. Your card is saved securely at booking and charged only after the work is done and photo-verified. You’ll have the before-and-after pictures in your texts before the receipt hits your inbox.

Manage short-term rentals?

Trash chaos before check-in is our specialty. Volume rates, same-day SLA, photo documentation per unit.

Get the rate card

Bear Mess Express LLC · Asheville, NC · hello@bearmessexpress.com · (828) 555-1234

We clean up and re-secure — we don’t haul waste. Your trash goes back in your own bins for regular pickup.

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